whatever

twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

metal-knight:

scootybootyman:

lascocks:

unexplained-events:

This giant(4 foot long) KILLER worm was discovered in an aquarium(Newquay’s Blue Reef Aquarium) in the UK. They found Barry, the giant killer worm, when they were trying to find out what was eating the prize fish and attacking the coral. Experts say that this worm can permanently numb a human with it’s sting.

NO

THANKS

WE NEED TO TAKE ENGLAND

AND PUSH IT SOMEWHERE ELSE.

The real question here is:

How the fuck do you suddenly find something like this in an aquarium.

how the fuck did it get there without anyone noticing it.

moving away from this planet a.s.a.p.

SEND IT TO AUSTRALIA

partycrocanthem:

the best thing about the internet is that eye contact doesnt exist 

lukehemmoh:

It so confusing when people say “the boys.” Who are you talking about? 5 Seconds of Summer? One Direction? The Jonas Brothers? All 43 US Presidents? Nobody knows. 

whenallthoseshadows:

I just remade this and I’m literally laughing so hard

Illegitimate reasons for hating Taylor Swift. 

tylersweft:

For any delusional people who say One Direction are more talented than Taylor Swift.

polemccartney:

and the winner is……….leonardo……….da vinci!!! congratulations on mona lisa

gameofchrons:

is this what having a penis is like 

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nutthing:

r u from europe because europiece of shit

sernacht:

So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said?

"Do not come any closer."

sr