whatever

skypestripper:

why didnt my parents name me something cool like exodius or blue eyes white dragon

spiced-pumpkinn:

Hey guys, it’s TMI Tuesday, so click this and have at it (anon is always on)! :) 

sighruben:

the dream is to be popular enough to get free clothes

glowcloud:

I have to say the Kim k app was an amazing business idea and I feel like it has already done wonders for her brand. Now I see pictures of Kim kardashian and I think “that’s my extremely generous friend Kim she really got my modeling career off the ground”

me: ok i’ll study at 8:00

clock: 8:00

me: *pretends i didn’t see*

miss-all-america:

ask-koki-kariya:

suprarationality:

The Fault in Our Stepbrothers

Megan?
Megan.

this one wins. you can all go home now

endourse:

do you ever meet someone and you’re like wow I could write a book about you

ilovegiftcards:

Given to a man on a train at 5:56pm

slaycinder:

jpgay:

i hate when a more attractive person has a crush on the same person i do

It’s like performing in a talent show and finding out that Beyonce is going on before you

sr